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r0gueoflight:

things that give me life: my fave carrying my faves after their stressful ordeals 

don’t worry leadermom got u

sth to complete the set

we couldve had it aaaaaall

Jasper has done more than enough rolling in the deep for one lifetime.

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thoodleoo:

• clodius pulcher: mostly loved to cause a ruckus. notorious cross-dresser and prince-stealer
  
• cicero: spent most of his political career insulting people he didn’t like (see mark antony). was so proud of saving the republic that he wrote two epic poems about how great he is
• julius caesar: gained power by beating the shit out of his opponents but at least tried to help the poor. once received a sext from his girlfriend in the middle of a senate meeting which was then angrily read by said girlfriend’s half-brother who thought it was evidence that he was participating in a conspiracy
• cato the elder: main political achievement that he is remembered for was screaming that carthage must be destroyed at the end of every speech
• didius julianus: purchased the roman empire at an auction and was later executed for being useless
• mark antony: frat boy politician well-known for wearing the ancient equivalent of booty shorts and coming to political meetings hungover
• pupienus: ruled for three months before being assassinated by the praetorian guard. name is pronounced “poopy anus”

What about Emperor Caligula who declared war on neptune and demanded his troops attack the sea. They realized how stupid it was and just took seashells to him and claimed they had won. he believed them

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john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

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There should be more stories like this

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Dave Strudel in D2 it was perfect to try the trickster look as was grimbark Jade for C4 (my two anon hs asks that look better when bigger so click, please no more! challenge by soupery!)

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