Silver Tongue

firebreathingeli:

firebreathingeli:

just-a-spoonful-of-fuck-you:

firebreathingeli:

I need to take my morning meds but the only liquid I have is tequila…is this a road worth going down at 10am or am I better off dry swallowing?

Do you have tap water maybe? I don’t know what you’re taking but that just sounds like a bad idea

Hi everybody, I’m a dumbass who forgot tap water exists.

I put my blood, sweat, and tears into hand crafted posts that I forge atop a mountain in Switzerland where I use organic shit posts and fresh mountain memes AND this is what you goblins reblog

blood sweat and tears are also liquids you could have drank

miss-serket:

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I had to fit them all in there so the meme format is a little off but you get the idea. 

monobeartheater:
“ “you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke” ”

monobeartheater:

“you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke”

kklhobbs:
“They love each other so much.
”

kklhobbs:

They love each other so much.

jewishtracer:

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

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milkyloveclay:

lawlu:

oak23:

the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness

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he is amazed

@yuck97

thefangirlingcartoongal:

Concept art of George and Harold

Are your shades removable? Or are they fused to your face? Are they magnetic?
Anonymous

hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag