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floweez:
“Lonk
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floweez:

Lonk

stumpybelham:
“ mmmskulljuice:
“ nalnpraks:
“ 4gifs:
“Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
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@mmmskulljuice
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look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
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“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a...

stumpybelham:

mmmskulljuice:

nalnpraks:

4gifs:

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.”

“am also crab–wait a minute”

“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”

“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

jade and john supersecret handshake go!
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dailyprospit:

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(twenty blaze it) theyre handshake masters

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anxiety-unlimited:
“ egowave:
“ khaleesiofalldragons:
“ anxiety-unlimited:
“ egowave:
“why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda...

anxiety-unlimited:

egowave:

khaleesiofalldragons:

anxiety-unlimited:

egowave:

why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

Damn, chill^
I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

“i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds”

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“my first horse”

stareatnight:
“ I’ll stab myself for every kanaya in something rainbow related I draw..
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stareatnight:

I’ll stab myself for every kanaya in something rainbow related I draw..

Hey petal, have you ever thought about being rougher in bed?
Tiny break from the personal questions. What'cha cooking?