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daily-karkat:
“okay tumblr pac manned the asker asking for kankatsprite^2 so i cant find the ask but heres kankatsprite^2 for yall
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daily-karkat:

okay tumblr pac manned the asker asking for kankatsprite^2 so i cant find the ask but heres kankatsprite^2 for yall

Do you like wearing your dress?
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To any of the new mods: Welcome guys! Hope you have fun :o) Do any of you have any random Sollux doodles?
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emmersdrawberry:

nogirlfriend:

Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing

No queues, we reblog everything at once in a 1 hour period like men.

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mystery845:

Coco phone idle animation is so cute

mszombi:

imagineham:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

hella-free-space:
“Horned Nerites!!
These freshwater snails are much smaller than tiger or zebra nerites :)
They get to be about 1/2″ as adults and come in tons of different patterns!! They eat algae, so if your tank doesnt have a ton, they can be...

hella-free-space:

Horned Nerites!!

These freshwater snails are much smaller than tiger or zebra nerites :)
They get to be about 1/2″ as adults and come in tons of different patterns!! They eat algae, so if your tank doesnt have a ton, they can be supplemented with algae wafers or fresh blanched veggies!

They’re super cute and I had to share them with yall <3

ghoulsjw:

itscolossal:

More: Wildly Absurd Experimental Body Animations by Esteban Diacono [8 videos]

showin up to tha function unannounced 

cargoshortsdefender:

ikkenhissatsu:

cargoshortsdefender:

cargoshortsdefender:

There’s an overweight man in his mid 20s reading manga on the bus and every time he catches you staring he flashes the glock 19 in his waistband at u

I feel like people are fundamentally misunderstanding this post. The gun anime man is meant to be aspired to. He is a bold man in a world of cowardice

Ahhhh, flashing a pistol to unarmed men are like being brave? Nice, did not know that.

If you’re unarmed that’s your own fault. The bus is a PVP zone