hungwy:

dickbuttofficial:

nogirlfriend:

me in my morning robes walking to the kitchen to get some orange juice

your dicks out

Its for accessibility

jdlaclede:

memecucker:

bpdgenos:

you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these

these all look like patrick warburton’s voice

primordialsandstonedevice:

space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules

rosexknight:

pr1nceshawn:

How “Cards Against Humanity” Destroys Friendships

This would be my friends omg XD

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 1st.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what blink-182 means.

kateordie:

nudityandnerdery:

hands-like-allie:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

yes-this-is-groot:

Fun Facts About The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie pt 1

Reasons why this is still one of the coolest films ever.

This film is the reason I’m a filmmaker and Tim burton is my favorite director

Also a fun fact:

Tim Burton did not direct The Nightmare Before Christmas

Henry Selick never gets the credit he deserves for this movie, and Coraline (which he also directed) never gets the credit it deserves for being total genius.

axlcrush:

axlcrush:

You all are a bunch a sucka’s

I completely forgot about this, reblogging since July is Splatoon 2 month.

carry-on-my-wayward-wesley:

roachpatrol:

nakedmallrat:

adventures-in-asexuality:

nakedmallrat:

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

I’M CACKLING