trippingthelight:

cozi:

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

furrypost-generator:

An AU where one of your friends is a furry

did i say AU I mean reality that’s right, furries are among your social groups you’re never safe

Metal Gear Writer: Hideo Kojima what would you like to name the evil CIA man?
Hideo Kojima: Well...It needs to sound like an American name. Let's name him
Hot Coldman
Metal Gear Writer: Ok
dark-astrology:
“i’ve been laughing for half an hour
”

dark-astrology:

i’ve been laughing for half an hour

ursubs:
“human amethyst!
”

ursubs:

human amethyst!

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ngl sometimes i do stuff like this when someone in front of me is giving the cashier shit

hoots-quietlyy:

ubercharge:

het-repulsion-zone:

ubercharge:

let me have my m/f ships. especially as a bi person. i know it might be entertaining to poke fun and joke about m/f ships being het and calling all the characters gay (as in homosexual, not just ‘not straight’) but i’m just. i’m very tired. i appreciate the comedic value but bi and pan and poly ppl exist. thanks

m/w ships are gross

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if you only respect bi/pan/poly people in m/m relationships or f/f relationships then guess what you don’t support bi/pan/poly people so please don’t call yourself a supporter of me

iamianbrooks:
“ 1) AVENGED FAMILY
2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY
”

iamianbrooks:

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

cynn-cynn:

awsugar:

cynn-cynn:

we collectively have spent 20,409 years, 1 Month, 3 Weeks and 4 Days watching gangnam style on youtube

‘we’….don’t involve me in this i had nothing to do with that

we as a species must all carry this burden