raps-draws-bootayy:

The Equestrian fashion industry experienced a veritable revolution when Rarity brought the multi-layered ensembles of the mirror world back with her. Although serving little practical purpose, undergarments in particular quickly became the hottest commodity.  After all, according to Rarity, no respectable woman would dare leave a suit ensemble wanting. Why would a mare? 

Needless to say, mares nationwide are smitten. The frills, lace and elegance have struck a chord with them and every designer is eager to get in on the action, fiercely competing to book the best models for their next shoot. Seasoned supermodel Fleur De Lis immediately became the most sought-after mare and shows off their creations with all the grace of a princess. Certain designers posses certain connections, however, and it may not be long before true royalty is gracing catalogs…

hopewielder:

punlich:

nocturnmuse:

knitmeapony:

voidbat:

prokopetz:

morkaischosen:

prokopetz:

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Similarly “what the actual fuck,” implying “what the figurative fuck” or “what the imaginary fuck”.

“What the actual fuck” is an interesting one because “actual” has so many distinct shades of meaning.

“Entire” generally means “whole” or “complete”, but depending on the particular context, “actual” can denote any or all of “real”, “literal”, “concrete”, “truthful”, “grounded” or “factual”.

Thus, when deriving the contrastive phrase, in addition to “what the imaginary fuck” and “what the figurative fuck”, we could also reasonably arrive at “what the hypothetical fuck”, “what the fraudulent fuck”, “what the fanciful fuck” or “what the counterfactual fuck”.

Language is fun!

i’m personally a fan of “what the actual and entire fuck” because never do what you can overdo.

We actually used to use ‘what in the hypothetical fuck’ in law school.  Also ‘what the alleged fuck’.

what the quantum fuck

what the Heisenberg Uncertain fuck

what the Schrödinger’s fuck

What in the possible fuck is also good because because it implies there being impossible fucks and plausible fucks.

altoliva:

After an age of dad-based gaming, the industry enters a new era: the age of troubled, hip, killer teens. 

it’s also important to note the troubled killer teens were raised by the dads

@wuffleton

robregal:

kimkwests:

word.

Insanity.

jadenvargen:

stone cold bitch friends 

mens-rights-activia:

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

destinyrush:

nevaehtyler:

So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!” Santa Claus is a fictional character, he DOESN’T even exist! Now do me a favor and sit cho asses down, that grandpa is as adorable as one can be.

#BlackSanta

He is mad cute!

dunsclub:

urbancatfitters:

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”