the only ally we need
tony is gay what the fuck do you mean ally
The G in LGBT is GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today
You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you
She just came into my room and chirped at me
all is forgiven
it’s a trap
she has tasted your blood
and has come back for seconds
I was playing overwatch and a mei ran into where all the enemies were and froze herself then once everyone gathered around ready to murder this defenseless mei a reaper literally walked in and activated his death blossom and killed all of them and it was the most evil display of teamwork ive ever seen…
@scraps-is-busy we should do this
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
There was an issue at a store I tended to visit where somebody kept stealing eggs from the cartoons. Like you’d open a carton, and 3 or so eggs are missing. Happened so increasingly frequently that there had to be a carton inspector passing through daily to make sure there where 12 eggs.
