moghedien:
“ theocseason4:
“ theocseason4:
“amazing, truly
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me
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Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were...

moghedien:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

amazing, truly

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me

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

Now I wanna imagine luke accidentally cockblocking leia and han bein like “HEYO, WANNA GO TO THE CANTINA!?

official-data:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

dreyas-got-beats:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the days before recorded music, I wonder if nobles ever instructed their chamber musicians to play their latest favorite song like twenty times in a row.

Fun fact: Yes. Yes, they did.

Nobles were the only ones that really listened to music and to hear it you had to actually go to a concert. There wasn’t a such thing as background music yet, and whenever there was music people would listen intently. If a piece was particularly stirring, they would give a standing ovation and they would have to play the same piece over again. I suppose this would happen more than a few times so, maybe not twenty times in a row, but close. 

Honestly, what better thing did they have to do with their lives anyway?

What about a terrible song over and over but with another song played once in the middle

“Bard!  I wish thee to play ‘What is newe, O Pussy Catte’ twenty times!  But, hark!  After the seventh play, play ONE ‘It bee notte unusual’”

jawlipops:
“its tired of being abandoned
”

jawlipops:

its tired of being abandoned

princessmanatee:

the-room-where-it-happens:

whalesgatherhere:

t334:

whalesgatherhere:

I FOUND THIS WHILE PULLING WEEDS IN MY YARD TODAY
It was a root that grew around a stick that was the same size as my ring finger
This bad mothafucka grew in nature. By itself. NATURE.
and it looks like a frakkin Elven Ring or something I swear I have magical plant powers now

Did mother nature just ask for your hand in marriage?

Throwback Wednesday to the time that My Wife (Mother Nature) and I met

it’s been, what, three years? four? since you married mother nature, hope all is well with the wife and kids

@breacan @elvenrealm

atalana:

do you ever just remember that time karkat yelled at kanaya about not holding impromptu amputations everywhere because maybe some people would prefer you ask before you cut their legs off and her response was “impromputations” because i feel like that says a lot about kanaya as a character honestly

vaspider:

spyderqueen:

fire-is-her-water:

I keep seeing this fucking argument about trans people using bathrooms like “Well if that had been an option for me back in the day I totally would’ve signed up as a ‘trans-whatever’ to get into the girls’ locker room back in high school”  (Yeah, the fuckwit on FB I saw earlier actually said ‘trans-whatever’).

Like, you really, genuinely think that you, as a 16 year old presumably straight teenage boy would have changed your name, requested everyone you know call you by different pronouns, changed your entire wardrobe and look, went to school presenting yourself as a girl, dealt with the bullshit you would likely have gotten from your parents, family, friends, classmates, teachers, doctors, neighbors, people on the street, and rearranged your entire life…

Because you maybe, might have possibly caught a glimpse of a titty in the locker room?

Yeah, it’s clearly the trans people we should be worried about.

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

I am just going to save this, modify pronouns as needed, and use it as a response to this. Forever.