Silver Tongue

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

troutmaskreplica1969:
leaftouch:
Naruto fandom get your sharingan. one pice fancom grab your pirate sword. inuyasha fandom get your inuyasha stuff. jojo fanndom start posing. i swas going to finish this text post but i cant im nhonestly just so emotionally drained from typing this im sorry
you forgot bleach
wbleach fandom grab your bleach

ryanphantom:

frickmyrick:
ryanphantom:
ryanphantom:
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noximillion:
ryanphantom:
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ryanphantom:
ryanphantom:
seven days
six days
five days
four days
don’t listen to him, it’s nothing important
three days
two days
one day
ryan im scared
happy room-iversary

equestrianrepublican:

rnoistness:
manafromheaven:
Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

stormfox:

bulph:
woodrider:
Only furries will get this
I really hate this
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

simkaye:

nothing gets my self esteem going better than tumblr dot com

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:
gojiro:
Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

doomy:

triggeredmedia:
This implies gays and blacks are handicap and need special treatment.
Brilliant.
you pee your pants shut up