ek-fellr:

cerex:

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

No we have gun control

FUCK

sashaforthewin:

einradfahrer:

actuallykanayamaryam:

lizardsister:

galaxy-eyed-guardian:

asgardreid:

lizardsister:

scott pilgrim straight up killed people though and nobody cared

That’s just how Toronto is

Actually can i point something out? Bryan Lee O'Malley said Scott never killed them. They just were teleported home and had their lessons learned.

thanks after 100k notes not a single other person has pointed this yet ur the very first person

if you die in Toronto you just reappear in your house with a wicked headache

I thought in Canada you just respawn in the last Tim Horton’s you went to

That explains why many Canadians are constantly looking for the nearest Tim Hortons, they want a nearby save point

artistotel:

doodled old homestuck

geekandmisandry:

jamiejamesd:

hypocriticalhypothetical:

taosnipple:

beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

And the Transgender Triathlon

*remembers the time she ran confidently into a mirror maze and smacked into a glass panel straight off the bat*

Yeah, that seems right.

Wait, if I’m panromantic and asexual does that mean I have to go through both?

All split attraction are in for hell.

ikimaru:

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neoduskcomics:

The Perfect Exit Hole

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smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah