Silver Tongue

swamp-wizard:

my dad lives 30 minutes from justin mcelroys house and my mom lives 40 minutes from andrew hussies house which basically means that i, personally, have more power than anyone else on this website

gentlemanbones:
“READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER
”

gentlemanbones:

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

killr-cupcake:

surprisebitch:

russiacore:

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

good idea! i’ll name my future son Priapus

Carlos nO

noodlenumber:

sleepy kitty! (๑uᆺu๑)

noodlenumber:

sleepy kitty! (๑uᆺu๑)

Me, browsing at the same time as my mutual: I love hanging out with my friends

revolutionarygays:

madchen:

carmellie:

madchen:

madchen:

homestuck au where everything is the same except vriska is a cowboy instead of a pirate

VRISKA: What in tarn8tion!!!!????

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VRISKA: Yeehaw!!!!!!!!

GUN HAND!!!!!!6!!)!!)$)!!!))

maddie madchen you have made many bad posts but this one truly takes the cake

accio-shitpost:

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

fortooate:
“ porksweats:
“e me a mail
”
make the attachment
a pic of a snail
”

fortooate:

porksweats:

e me a mail

make the attachment
a pic of a snail