Silver Tongue
what height are u
tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha
short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week
truest thing I've ever seen
did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget
who selling wet hit my DM
i really miss my dad
hey guys whats goin on in this thread
Howdy partner

montereybayaquarium:

Ever wonder what life is like as a cephalopod aquarist? 

Our Tentacles exhibition is the largest living collection on cephalopods on display in the world—and keeping up with its tenants is colossal (squid) amount of work! Take a look behind the scenes with our Squid Squad and find out what it takes to care for our cuttle puddle of cephalopods.

anodymalion:

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

From whence you came you will remain until you’re back in town again.

nickelodeonhistory:
“from the nickelodeon election connection book published in 2004
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nickelodeonhistory:

from the nickelodeon election connection book published in 2004

skyberiart:
“I AM HOLDING ON– IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FOR DEAR LIFE
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skyberiart:

I AM HOLDING ON– IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FOR DEAR LIFE

bmwiid:

jezi-belle:

kamen-apple:

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

noted

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“I HAVE CONCERNS HERE
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I HAVE CONCERNS HERE