mx-bones:

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

Romantic relationship tip

furrypost-generator:

Draw their fursona

ohmightysmiter:

Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

lychgate:

fuckin-rockets:

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Ash in the trash

ah but don’t forget about the yiff on the cliff

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discount-supervillain:

the kung fu panda movies are my top three movies in which Jackie Chan has somewhere between no more than eight but no less than three lines of dialogue.

gluttonace:
“boze
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ayellowbirds:

illemuise:

i love when games are like “you can become a cyborg and gain all these powers…but are you TRULY HUMAN afterwards???” like i sincerely do not care. give me the robot powers. make me strong

“Your definition of humanity is weak and my robot thighs are strong.”

elliexer:

medicinevendor:

This is one of the funniest things thats ever happened to me

TAG YOURSELVES IM JUNKRAT KNOWINGLY WALKING INTO HIS DEATH

thoodleoo:

can we please have a version of drunk history except it’s called drunk mythology and people who know a lot about myths just get hammered and ramble about them with cartoony reenactments going on in the background? because i would totally go on tv and drunkenly kinkshame zeus

Commonwealth-Compliments - [DIO FARTING LOUDLY]

commonwealth-compliments:

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I am a well qualified and mature adult I swear.

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