human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
im no hero
Some funzies for the Winter Drawing Meme. Much fun.
Starring @unhinged-mod, @askstarshot and @butters-the-alicorn
Morty you got - you gotta play the drums, Morty you gotta *burp* you gotta play em and march with the rest of the guys
