“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring
what would a nat 20 do?
the wedding is perfect and no one stumbles on their vows at all, everyone cries, there’s no weird family stuff, and everyone who attends or even passes by the venue is inspired to spread love everywhere they go in their life
also the Red Dragon that was about to destroy everything rethinks his life and goes home to spread the wealth of his hoard to the needy, essentially eliminating economic imbalance for a long ass time
I hate when people get all snobby like “uhm, humans didn’t EVOLVE from apes, humans and apes share a common ancestor”
Yeah well guess what shitlips, that common ancestor? an ape. By every taxonomical definition, it would be considered an ape.
.. I mean shit, by taxonomical definition, humans still are apes. They fall under the family Hominidae. We didn’t ditch that branch when we put pants on.
gorillas and chimps are closer relatives to humans then they are to orangutans
We are 100% literally just a very strange, specialised species of great ape. Which I get why some people would find that weird, but remember whales are a highly specialized species of cloven hoofed mammal
also those beads around the guy-suppose-to-be-the-christmas-tree are tree lights (i should’ve used references for the sleigh but its too late now ;;v;)
no need to ask, but do mention me/tag my username on your post so i can see it too~
@deyogee Imagine somehow incorporating crawford and Herbert and their companions into this
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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