Silver Tongue

maghrebutch:

wonderfulwlw:

woahspace:

alarmfire:

zoning out during hetero scenes is valid

Fast-forwarding through hetero scenes is self care

not watching hetero scenes is gay culture

kissing your girlfriend during hetero scenes is direct action

susiethemoderator:
“ ithotyouknew2:
“ bentleysoverboyfriends:
“ pettypia:
“ lloydlaflare:
“ thathighguy:
“ theblackbootyqueen:
“ elionking:
“ melonmemes:
“Round sponges
”
They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…
”
I dead ass thought they were...

susiethemoderator:

ithotyouknew2:

bentleysoverboyfriends:

pettypia:

lloydlaflare:

thathighguy:

theblackbootyqueen:

elionking:

melonmemes:

Round sponges

They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…

I dead ass thought they were cookies too though

His grandma looks like a cookie too

…..how would cookies give birth to a sponge

……How would cookies survive in the ocean

I too thought they were cookies

How the fuck does a cookie….?

I seriously can’t believe a whole generation thought Spongebob’s parents and Grandma were cookies….

wedding prep convo
dirk: hey rose, you know since i technically AM your father, do you want me to walk you down the aisle?
rose without blinking: thanks I'd rather die

aaaaaaaaaaalianzinsurance:

soliloquy-of-nemo:

lesbianpiperwrights:

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game
hot lady pirate: *appears*
me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

staff:

Hi Tumblr—

We’ve heard from a bunch of you that Safe Mode was filtering posts from the LGBTQ+ community even though they were completely innocuous and totally safe-for-work. Please know that was never our intention, and we appreciate you letting us know so quickly—and forcefully! We’re deeply sorry. Tumblr will always be a place where everyone is welcome and protected, so we want to explain what happened.

The major issue was some Tumblrs had marked themselves as Adult/NSFW (now Explicit) as a courtesy to their fellow users, and their perfectly safe posts were getting marked sensitive unintentionally. That should never have happened. We’re sorry.

We’re making some changes that should improve things:

Changes to self-marked blogs

What was happening: Because we consider Explicit blogs to be predominantly sensitive content, we were automatically marking all their posts as sensitive. That was too broad.

What we fixed: Now each post is classified individually. As they should be.

Changes to reblog chains

What was happening: If an Explicit Tumblr reblogged a safe post, we were marking that reblog as sensitive. This was even happening to text posts. Which is silly. 

What we fixed: We changed the logic so that if the OP is safe, all its reblogs will also be safe.

Changes to photosets 

What’s (still) happening: When you make a photo post, a computer algorithm classifies the image as safe or sensitive. It’s a machine so it’s not perfect. And the chances go up with photosets because there are multiple images. But out of an abundance of caution we keep posts marked sensitive until the OP requests a human review (by tapping the appeal button on their posts).

What we’re working on: We plan to have photosets analyzed as a whole group, rather than as individual images. That should reduce the number of mistakes the machine makes.


Safe Mode is supposed to make sure people aren’t surprised by things may not want to see—specifically, nudity. It might take some time to get it perfect, but we’re committed to getting there with your help. Our algorithms will keep getting smarter as you give feedback on misclassified posts, and as you share your concerns and suggestions.

❤️

out-there-on-the-maroon:

vivienvalentino:

Power of fictional characters right here.

Use this gifset the next time some asshole tries to tell you that “there’s no disability in this sci-fi story because there’s no point.”

bogmud:

fangtooth moray
photos by Sacha Lobenstein

clarkent:
“ tag urself im rick
”

clarkent:

tag urself im rick

snoopingasusualisee:

wyomingpresident:

*paints “this machine kills fascists” on a Woody doll*

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twixie-answers-mod:
“ winterpunk:
“ rnoaning-lisa:
“ diary-of-a-chinese-kid:
“This is why we’re stuck with online shopping
”
It’s called paying for what you get. Want something to last longer than a few days? You actually have to pay for it
”
They’re...

twixie-answers-mod:

winterpunk:

rnoaning-lisa:

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

This is why we’re stuck with online shopping

It’s called paying for what you get. Want something to last longer than a few days? You actually have to pay for it

They’re literally the exact same product, from the​ same company.

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Bought this 10 foot cable Cat5e off Ebay four years ago because I wanted to directly connect to my router on the other side of my room. It‘s been tripped over and pulled on to where both ends look like this but this bitch still works like it was new.