Silver Tongue

how people think bilinguals speak: bonjour comment ça va- oh my! :) was that français? silly me, im sorry, hon hon hon, oh! did i do it again? mon dieu, it's hard to switch sometimes, my brain doesn't realize, je suis désolée-

how we actually speak: no but you know that one thing, the uh, you put stuff in it?? no, nOT A DRAWER. it's... it's small!! and round!! oh my god, shit, fuck, u hh h... it's grey and metallic and uhhh.. fuck... it goes tin tin tin when you tap it with a fo- TIN CaN!! IT'S A TIN CAN!!

phoneus:

trophyuncle:
dateaboysuggestions:
Date a boy who forgives you for your past
date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge
date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson

machinemegido:

lookslikeasenpaiactslikeakouhai asked you:
magical girl feferi? or chibi feferi, please?
sorry anatomy is wonky but w/e its feferi

weirdmageddon:

im in love with the concept of dirk growing up on orange soda but never having tasted an actual orange in his life
so jade takes him to a new carapace farm plucks a ripe orange off the tree and dirk just bites into the whole thing like a fucking animal, rind and everything
and jade is just staring at him astounded by what the fuck she just witnessed like
JADE: ._. JADE: i...... think youre supposed to peel it first!!!!!

ph-o-ks:

Delphi does whats needed to be done in order to ascend. She removed her mask before so because she doesn’t want it to get damaged during ascension.