asom-broso:

writing-prompt-s:

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

actualrenegadepearl:

Sokka: My girlfriend turned into the moon.

Greg: My girlfriend turned into my son.

i open ms word to write my essay

lesbianrey:

lesbianrey:

tumblr: closed

spotify: open

reading material: out

i willingly do not write my essay

caringlovingdad:

chaotic evil

no, that’s not chaotic evil. that’s chaotic good. You see, chances are the owner thinks evrything is fine when it’s not and shitty food is something that they need to know about

rosexknight:
“ thestraggletag:
“ endangeredslug:
“ queenweeya:
“ endangeredslug:
“So I’m going through the owner’s manual for my new oven…
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Come downstairs and look at the shiny things we bought instead of Christmas presents.
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American...

rosexknight:

thestraggletag:

endangeredslug:

queenweeya:

endangeredslug:

So I’m going through the owner’s manual for my new oven…

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Come downstairs and look at the shiny things we bought instead of Christmas presents.

American instructions and safety warnings are a running joke between my dad and I.

Yeah but the whole reason they exist is to avoid lawsuits. Someone burned themselves on the oven, or someone in their family or whatever did, and they went to court because “OMG it was hot?? There’s nothing telling my my HEATING APPLIANCE becomes hot!” So now they have to include it. It’s that same way for literally every dumb warning thing ever.

Junkrat, whats yo favorite flavor of boba tea?
Anonymous

outofcharacter-overwatch:

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I have no idea how hes still alive

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powerpuff:

powerpuff:

i have 34 million neopoints and could ruin your life

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Do Not Fuck With Me.

official-spec:

buncha recent garbage