karzorel:

tbh i love being a [sensitive material redacted] i hope everybody has a great [sensitive material redacted] month! 💖💖💖

project-beast:

candyredterezii:

When Jesus died he reverted into a T-pose

god is going to smite us all because of this

queenwhiskey:

Bob-omb battlefield was lit it was a bunch of bombs fighting a straight up war with each other and then Mario shows up and assassinates a key political figure.

daily-karkat:

scroll through tumblr using only ur bf’s peets

bloodsbane:

REDRAW ‘cause of this post haha

ryukodragon:

coneygoil:

woodelf68:

thestorieswesay:

xnightwolfx:

rreapr:

dovahscream:

brite-eyed:

weirdmageddon:

i took the

american dialect test

and i hate this i hate because it doest just group me into new jersey but SPECIFICALLY northeast new jersey. which is

exactly where im from. like its concentrated only in that exact area

ive lived in florida for almost 5 years now and i still talk like im from new jersey fufckfuc k

how can it be that obvious like nobody else calls typical athletic shoes anything other than sneakers but apparently the site said thats what gave me away

It pin pointed where my parents are from and then two areas with heavy foreign populations. So basically accurate.

It got me exactly haha Miami/Hialeah! but also it gave me some random town in Massachusets

It put me in the deep south; while I’m a little more west of there, both my parents are from the south. Interesting to see I’ve picked up so much from them.

It gave me Massachusetts and New Jersey, which makes sense since I grew up in Mass and I have a parent from each of those states hahaha

It put me in either Alabama or Georgia when I’m from Tennessee so I guess that’s close enough?

I call athletic shoes tennis shoes. Except it sounds more like ‘tenna shoes’.

My results was New Orleans/Baton Rouge and that’s exactly where I’m from!! A New Orleans naive XD I want my husband to take this quiz to see if it puts him from Mississippi.

Neat! It put me towards the northwest, which isn’t too far from my home province of Alberta!

At least it puts my self conscious thoughts that my accent is recognizably texan to rest

hermioneharry:

This isn’t what we came here to do.
No. But it’s what I’m going to do.

choi-nyong:

What made him a hero?

goodbadartist:

[loud gay robot noises]

Larry 3000 from Time Squad cartoon