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s-p-giffy:
“ bunjywunjy:
“ setheverman:
“ 4gifs:
“ Japanese Sumo robots
”
this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
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the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo...

s-p-giffy:

bunjywunjy:

setheverman:

4gifs:

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

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(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

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or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

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WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

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FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

IT GOT BETTER!!!

cattgirl:

The seven minutes between homestuck time (4:13) and weed time (4:20) are the most powerful liminal space to be found in our 24-hour day, even more so than the witching hour or 4 am

psychedelicfelon:

caudlebottle:

queerqueenofcolor:

birdbitch:

kanyeintheeast:

c-lov3r:

nicodoll:

In the original 1992 pilot of The Powerpuff Girls “Chemical X” was actually a “Can of Whoop Ass” and the girls were called “The Whoop Ass Girls”

oh my god

I TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND THEY GOT ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD NO PROOF

THE VOICE THOUGH

I’M

THE VOICE

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOODNESS 

This actually makes so much sense because they really did beat ass at every turn

This is insane

fierceawakening:
“ gemstonechronologist:
“ chandra-nalaar:
“ eva-420:
“ butteryplanet:
“ this is a dessert!
minty chocolate mousse with cookie crumble and a water cake
”
my favorite dessert, Pile of Dirt with Damp Orb
”
okay but what on gods green...

fierceawakening:

gemstonechronologist:

chandra-nalaar:

eva-420:

butteryplanet:

this is a dessert!


minty chocolate mousse with cookie crumble and a water cake

my favorite dessert, Pile of Dirt with Damp Orb 

okay but what on gods green earth is a water cake

It’s basically vanilla water in a solid form that dissolves after about 30 minutes at room temp.

Here’s a recipe if you’re interested: http://the-cooking-of-joy.blogspot.com/2014/11/water-mochi-cake.html

i don’t care what y'all say i will totally eat pile of dirt with water orb

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

me: time  to browse tumblr dot com! 

the: 

i hit enter on accident like way early but honestly this works 

Reblog if you have an original story!

shisenota:

I’m not talking about fanfictions or AU’s based off of a video game/comic/TV series, I’m talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.

lousysharkbutt:

can you really blame him though

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druddigon:
“ drn-000:
“ druddigon:
“ drn-000:
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druddigon:

drn-000:

druddigon:

drn-000:

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yoshi has committed tax fraud

give me proof or i will find you for accusing yoshi of breaking the law!!!!!!!!!!!

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