Silver Tongue

gillandy:

closetskeleton666:

Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”

well maybe a shoutout’s not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment

neilnevins:
“ Fans: (make memes about Mario being even slightly diabolical or sinister)
Nintendo: NO! He is a good boy!
”

neilnevins:

Fans: (make memes about Mario being even slightly diabolical or sinister)

Nintendo: NO! He is a good boy!

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ruff:

when youre in class and the teacher mentions cock & ball torture

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railroadsoftware:
“ railroadsoftware:
“ clivedavinci:
“ railroadsoftware:
“ very me
”
clivedavinci: this is basically me, because i’m pretty buff, but i’m also pretty fat, and i’m always looking for my lady that’s someplace out there
”
you always got...

railroadsoftware:

railroadsoftware:

clivedavinci:

railroadsoftware:

very me

clivedavinci: this is basically me, because i’m pretty buff, but i’m also pretty fat, and i’m always looking for my lady that’s someplace out there

you always got your whole ass out too?

this guy has the wackiest blog description I’ve ever read

what the fuck did i just read

Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy - 'we don't have any'

idrils:

‘how do i prepare myself to be robbed? […] i want to stand my ground and at least seem threatening. how do i get tougher and less scared of people jumping out and surprising me?’

-neither fight nor flight in the fourth row

from mbmbam 214: face 2 face x: cragislist croutons

iguanamouth:

a bunch of REALLY GOOD members of the yoshi family tree for undertaaker, who showed this terrible monster to their son

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who in turn was convinced it was a Real Nintendo Character, leading to them commissioning ME to expand the family. but in a good way. a good wholesome way. here are some rejected designs

mouthmoodz:

masterpost