snorlaxatives:

garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it

notedchampagne:

yall listen up do you see this mediocre art well its art for a fantastic and much better fic by @homeiswherethestuckis called fortuitous check it out its amazing

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

“Remember his name: Mr. Philando Castile. He was a school cafeteria supervisor who not only memorized names of the 500 children he served, he remembered all of his students’ allergies.”

rubberhosed:

imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they fucking eat dirt

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

rnainframe:

staff:

Safe Mode is here, Tumblr.
More control over what you see and what you don’t.

What’s Safe Mode?
Safe Mode filters sensitive content in your dashboard and your search results.

Who’s it for?
You, if you want it! Maybe you’re happy to see sensitive content when you’re scrolling through Tumblr, maybe you’re not. Safe Mode puts that choice in your hands.

How do I turn it on or off?
If you’re on the web or an Android device: Go to your account settings and flip the Safe Mode switch.

If you’re on iOS: Go to your phone’s Settings app, tap “Tumblr,” and you’ll see the Safe Mode settings down at the bottom.

(If you’re under 18: You’re not able to turn off Safe Mode until you’re older. You’ll just have to use your imagination.)

Anything else?  
We’ve updated our Community Guidelines with some additional notes about being a good citizen of Tumblr. Check them out when you get a chance.

And don’t forget, we’ve got some other tools to help you ensure your time on Tumblr is safe and fun, namely blocking jerks and trolls and privacy controls for your blog. If you have questions about any of this, feel free to consult the help center.

Safe mode will be rolling out to all users over the next couple days.

 <3 Tumblr

it’s blocking my vent blog and lgbt shit and i saw a nsfw post pop up in recs just now are you fucking kidding me staff

lovelikesummer:

nerdswhoteach:

teachers-are-nerds:

tbh idk why they keep the word trumpcare as if care applies in literally anything about trump lol

So infuriating!

Keep calling. Call your senators, call their healthcare staffers, if you have Democratic senators, ask them how they’re going to obstruct.

heyitspj:

susieandhobbes:

LET IT BE GAY MADISON

right up there with “confusingly” and “harold, they’re lesbians”

twistedpeaches:

 I enjoy these two :B