Silver Tongue

mechagodzilla:

mechagodzilla:

metroidtwo:

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

ddeeric:
“karkat has two hands
”

ddeeric:

karkat has two hands

punziella:
“Can you believe some idiot tried to cut No Man’s Land lmao
”

punziella:

Can you believe some idiot tried to cut No Man’s Land lmao

lapisthegardevoir:

CUTIE AAAAAA

grandpaq:

destinyrush:

So they about to get jail time for selling, what, 300 avocados?

This is ridiculous

reasonandempathy:
“ creepydear:
“ memeguy-com:
“CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
”
Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo
” ”

reasonandempathy:

creepydear:

memeguy-com:

CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo

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bird-internet:
“i can’t stop laughing at this
”

bird-internet:

i can’t stop laughing at this

andrusi:

therobotmonster:

literaltortoise:

stimmysuggestion:

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever