Silver Tongue

calliopeisamused:

wrenrouge:

and they were homestucks

oh my god, they were homestucks

powerburial:

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

fbi agent beating me up: convey emotion ONE time without using a gratuitous keyboard smash
me, spitting blood in their face: ASDJFNAUNEUNR NEVER

mcdonaldguy:

my favorite part of Death Note is when Light was secretly watching the news on that minature TV hiddin in his chips so he wouldn’t be seen doing it by L, and afterwards Ryuk is like “dude! that was actually…….. a pretty smart plan! but one question: you had to throw it away with the chip bag right? wasn’t that thing expensive?? like, 40000¥?!” and Light was like “haha yep” and Ryuk was like “man how did you even get the funds for that??” and Light was like “haha yep” and then the episode just abruptly ended without any further explanation

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sabotender-bailarina:

sabotender-bailarina:

sapphiccygnet:

warmsleepy:

moranion:

warmsleepy:

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

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 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

game theory

chefpyro:

the super mario cast has played every sport under the sun except american football because nintendo is afraid of getting sued by the people who made this flash animation from 2010

theconchnorris:

chefpyro:

theconchnorris:

chefpyro:

“this game ripped off overwatch” has almost the exact same tone and connotations to me as “this tastes like egoraptor”

overwatch would’ve delivered the pizza on time

overwatch would have change for a 20

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