Silver Tongue

scaliefox:

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

gaymenaredivineincarnate:

blackmodel:

pkmnrivals:

yen-sama:

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY

*SOBS*

My heart

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

Strike me the fuck down!

end0skeletal:

Green snail (Rhinocochlis nasuta)

(x x x x x)

@kilalabunnies

virenn:

Happy Father’s Day!

pembrokewkorgi:
“Aladdin (1992)
”

pembrokewkorgi:

Aladdin (1992)

the-vexed-vortex:
“Say hello to the newly discovered ‘sea bunny’ - a type of sea slug which has fluffy ears just like a rabbit
”

the-vexed-vortex:

Say hello to the newly discovered ‘sea bunny’ - a type of sea slug which has fluffy ears just like a rabbit

stonerscully:
“ ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like. next level
”

stonerscully:

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

bmeeker:
“ day 11 of 30 day challenge: favorite pesterlog
lesson learned: KARKAT TALKS TOO MUCH and my handwriting is bad
”

bmeeker:

day 11 of 30 day challenge: favorite pesterlog

lesson learned: KARKAT TALKS TOO MUCH and my handwriting is bad

pembrokewkorgi:

filbypott:

thecelestialchild:

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:

chaos-heim:

eric-coldfire:

lehrastar:

wetwareproblem:

hoku-san:

albawrites:

absentlyabbie:

wolvensnothere:

poppypicklesticks:

darkslover:

barnabasdeimos:

muchymozzarella:

twostriptechnicolor:

kane52630:

Baby-Doll
Batman: The Animated Series

This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN

Her physical condition didn’t allow her to age

No one took her seriously as an actress

And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldn’t take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult

That’s a lot of blows to someone’s psyche 

and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one

I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid. 

And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.

Baby Doll is so underrated as a Batman villain 

but her episode was perfect 

Batman: The Animated Series

The story of one fucked up, traumatized little boy, doing his best to help other fucked up traumatized people.

#this show is the only batcanon that matters to me #dc can burn everything else down but they’ll never pry the dcau from cold dead clawed hands

The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesn’t put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and he’s as human as he can be to them.

When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.

In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freeze’s fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.

He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.

Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when they’re hurting or threatening people. And he’s not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. He’s going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesn’t mean he’s incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.

Batman needs become human again

Because it needs to be here:

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Remember that time a young girl with near god-like psychic powers threatened to destroy reality and the only one that could stop her was Batman because he had a previous encounter with her and was tasked with killing her to restore reality.

But instead, Batman sat with her on a swing and kept her company as the girl’s psychic powers slowly killed her.

No?

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Fuck you people making me emotional

The. Batman.

This is MY Batman, not the murderous fascist they’ve made him into.

THIS! THIS!  This is why I like Batman!  THIS IS WHAT BATMAN IS TO ME!  This is why Batman: TAS will forever be the best cartoon ever made GOD DAMMIT!!!