NSIXTYFACT: Although Switch carts contain a bitterant, N64 carts do not and are still a great addition to any gamer’s diet.
there are so many things wrong with this and you kinda notice them in a particular order
so if you fucked your clone and took each others virginity, wouldn’t you still be a virgin?
i know this is half shitpost, but you wouldn’t be a virgin because losing your virginity is just a phrase that indicates gaining a new experience. However, it could still be labelled as masturbation.
the matter at hand here isnt “fucking someone that is also yourself” its more along the lines of “if you trade virginities with yourself you’re still a virgin by technical standards”
how on earth do you trade virginities
its the law of conservation of virginity. you dont just lose your virginity when you have sex, you trade it.
can’t wait for the next season of Fullmetal Virgin
full metal virgin (2004) or full metal virgin brotherhood?

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too
THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!
can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found in an iceberg after 100 years looking like Loki about to roll up on this bus cause he found the damn Tesseract like this phone is straight up about to fucking kameyameya my ass this shit is so god damn bright for no reason it’s a dark bus and this lady looks like she’s Link in a dark dungeon that just opened a treasure chest type shit like i’m going blind folks
And then something amazing happened…
surprising everyone, except for people who make at or near minimum wage and anyone who understands economics
Literally what every millennial has been asking for for years
Of course your fucking business does better when everyone has more money in their pockets
When we have don’t have the money to spend, we can’t fucking spend it, who’d have thunk?More money flowing means more money flowing. Surprising.
Economically, the most useless people are the ones who have money and won’t spend it, not the ones who don’t have it and MUST spend it.
reblogging again for that last important fact
This is one of those articles where I want to be like “water is fucking wet” but I know there are so many people who will not acknowledge this shit until they hear it from the people they’ve been trained to trust by capitalism.
So it’s entirely a necessary article. It really is. There’s a huge audience for whom these kinds of articles are necessary. It’s good to have them, and to spread them. The writers were right to write it and the publishers right to publish it. Information is power, and having more easy and accessible stories like this from people that broad audiences find immediately trustworthy or authoritative.
But also WATER IS FUCKING WET.
just wanted to say again: When we have don’t have the money to spend, we can’t fucking spend it, who’d have thunk?



