armed and dangerous christmas tree on the loose
alolan dex: alolan raichu evolved because pikachu ate to many pancakes
also alolan dex: this lizard has harems and fucks humans
My design process…
Oh I know I’ll make an adorable candy cane bat! They’ll sell pretty easily! Yeah!
“Hey doll give me a jacket and a popped collar.”
Okay yeah that’s a good idea! I can– Why are you talking in a Brooklyn accent?
“Draw me with the Candy cane like it’s a cigarette.”
You can’t talk. You’re an adopt.
“That Celery guy is cute.”
He’s straight.
“Never stopped me before.”
YOU ARE AN ADOPT!!
“Nah I’m not, doll.”
FUCKING HELL!!
it’s rough and tumble all over again
I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups.
(on tapastic)
#ah yes MAN flavors like BEEF and AXE BODY SPRAY (via sleepingjuliette)
you know, if parents owuld just ASK their child what they like, the world would be a better place
