cheshirelibrary:

As long as We’ve got something good to read, we’re fine.

[via @myjetpack]

heritageposts:

chloedeckr:

me: i miss 2012 tumblr

*scrolls thru @heritageposts*

me: nevermind

kenji-arts:

mildlyinteresting-blog:

https://ift.tt/2VETylI “I covered a door in mirror paper squares and now it looks almost like some sort of portal.”

I made you this door out of my tears

janmenart:

trying something more comic-y in style

magnify-my-eye:

bifilms:

kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

Reminder for Americans: DO NOT vote for him whatever you do. Doesn’t matter if you’re serious or want to do it as a joke.

sergle:

weregf:

what the fuck why do straight people think homophobes turning out to be gay is so funny

because they just LOVE thinking that we’re the ones who are responsible for our own oppression

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

yourdyingwish:

missilekids:

missilekids:

i morphed all of mcr together and now i don’t know what to do with the product

*puts him in a cardboard box and ships him back to the original seller*

it’s him

michael romance 

that one comment is the single fuckin funniest thing i’ve read in 6 months, screw this website 

soulreaper22345:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

Ants would simply dodge the microwaves the helmet emmits

oh this is about microwaves. I thought it was sword ant online

it can be both

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: the thunderwave comes back at you due to the shape of the room making a powerful echo chamber and you all take 3 damage

wizard who was previously at full health: Fuck im almost dead

alabastermenagerie:

phana-banana:

Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Still went a little over my time limit for this one, but getting faster I think.

I’m glad SOMEONE said it