snout:

iwillsearchthenight:

snout:

snout:

people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/

it seems like almost every time i watch the show i’m like, great, another steven’s knife episode. it’s like, enough? we get it??

what the fuck are you talking about?

stevens knife. why isnt anybody talking about this

literaltortoise:

stimmysuggestion:

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

What do you expect? they were a corporation.

afallenwolf:

land-of-shitposts-and-sads:

thegmsighs:

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

ok Then what is this? 

the child of a dragonborn and a human. basically ¾ human and ¼ dragon

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

I’ll take the money AND the soft noodle babbies

c-reampeach:

reaper look like the kinda guy to promote drinking milk for strong healthy bones

inspiration 

bonrealprophecies:

bonrealprophecies:

mobiusringtone:

“Get Rings” by Geneva Hodgson

I don’t know what it is about this comic, but it has stood out to me since the moment I read it. It’s so simple. but at the same time it’s just very… I don’t even know the right word. It just makes me feel kind of quiet and makes me think.

“you don’t need all the rings to get the emerald”

Just grab what you can.

batreyn:

americanninjax:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

squigglydigg:

solitaria-fantasma:

91625:

f1rstperson:

suddenlycomics:

#a form i can psychically tell you would be more comfortable with#bare chest and blue booty shortz

Thank you @kiwisson

I like to imagine both Superman and Batman unconsciously emit a sort of “god I wish everyone was wearing hotpants” telepathic vibe that J’onn picked up on. 

be the change you want to see in the world

@phantoms-lair

#I like how supes is like ‘oh a shapeshifter’ while bats is like ‘whAT IN THE  S H I T’

Superman: NEAT

Batman: what THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So do you think J’onn was like. “Hmm.. Muscular, cape, and undergarments. Understood.”

Then he got outside, saw the rest of the world and was like “What the fu…”

All these comments are gold

angergirl:

triptocaines:

nigecha:

whats it with people calling japanese characters from japanese anime who live in japan and speak japanese and have japanese names white

#Seriously if a character is supposed to be white they will be named WHITIE MCWHITERSON #and wear an american flag hoodie shirt pants socks underwear and scream stuff in english every 5 seconds

The tags speak truth.

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

natisuttertrash:

avpdkaneki:

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

WAIT THIS ISNT JUST ME