when you pay for goldfish, but get a bonus coral reef….
just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.
I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse
were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?
i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind
But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood
because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes
oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr
THE LOCAL NEWS WAS TALKING ABOUT ROGUE ONE AND THE POSTER THEY USED HAS JAR JAR PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO ALL OF THE CHARACTERS
Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil
This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.
Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.
