a-distinguished-potato:

i love how Tom and Carrie are going full out “behold the majestic Gary”

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and if you zoom in

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majestic af

onlyblackgirl:
“ blackhipsteraesthetic:
“ sonoanthony:
“ #CLOCKED
”
Rosemarie wasn’t ready
”
Rosemarie got dragged by Target.
”

onlyblackgirl:

blackhipsteraesthetic:

sonoanthony:

#CLOCKED

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

beneaththebranded:
“ awwww-cute:
“ I had trouble with the talent at my photo shoot yesterday
”
baby nugget yes
”

beneaththebranded:

awwww-cute:

I had trouble with the talent at my photo shoot yesterday

baby nugget yes

hornedbooty:

spartalabouche:

spartalabouche:

sylveonstri:

dorktuna:

inayatheitabby:

spartalabouche:

spartalabouche:

spartalabouche:

hc dave has two fingers that dont bend at the knuckle because theyd gotten broken and didnt get medical attention and they healed wrong

dave headcanon thread tell me ur headcanons
dave cant handle celebrating halloween bc it makes his anxiety skyrocket so every year he gets himself a bag of candy and holes himself up in his home and binge watches netflix and by the end of th night all of his friends have joined him after their own Celebrations

dave is missing one of his teeth on the side of his mouth

dave really likes the idea of tattoos but doesnt like the needles so he makes his own long lasting temporary tattoos and sometimes randomly gives them out to people

hes light af like all his frens can pick him up and he does not appreciate,,he also snort laughs

dave is rly clumsy ok like one time he was walking in the kitchen and slipped outta nowhere and the ground wasnt even wet

dave plays the trombone ironically

dave listens to smooth jazz ironically

dave makes kermit the frog memes in his free time

the first time dave met one of his friends in person and they hugged him he started crying and they panicked so hard but he just loves being touched affectionately and he was already overwhelmed by meeting them in person his emotions just Exploded

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GOOD SHIT ANON

dave sometimes breaks into dance when listening to literally any song. got an edgy song meant for thirteen year olds? this strider can rock it.

(also he gets karkat to dance with him sometimes and it’s the best because they keep stepping on each other’s feet but that’s ok they’re having fun)

Dave unironically likes the gen 1 rainbow dash and it drives dirk crazy

I don't know if this qualifies as a request but like,, I've never understood how to do troll bruises bc the blood colors aren't like human blood colors obv so I don't really have a basis?? Can u foist some magic off on me pls
Anonymous

officialspec:

so like, i have some standard colours i use for beating up humans, w the purple and dark red on a multiply layer, the yellow on a lighter multiply, and the bright red on a normal layer w low opacity etc the bruise is basically jus t, a blotch w a water brush

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for trolls i guess u would keep the yellow but change the purple to a somewhat nastier version of the actual blood colour, like a few hues across until it looks good but still the same shade as the purple. eg (i was too lazy to edit in horns lmfao): 

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childofsquid:
“Canyon is the coolest I want more episodes of canyon give meh
”

childofsquid:

Canyon is the coolest I want more episodes of canyon give meh

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lionlessthanthree:

Just realized how much a person’s favorite Pokemon type says about them. Reblog and tag with yours?