scotchtapeofficial:

pearlpines:

Here’s some of the best Captain Underpants jokes

shoutloaf:

happy bday to this dunkass

carnival-phantasm:

This is the face of a man who knows he just made a bunch of edgy assholes angry and is really satisfied with it  

casdcan:

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

devilinhighheels:

gholateg:

devilinhighheels:

hoshi-senshi:

pr1nceshawn:

Nerdy Relationships: Movies VS Real Life.

@asgardian-centaur

@thechainguardian

I was actually worried for a bit when my SO and I started dating, because you’re almost trained to think the left side is gonna happen. And then the right side happens and you’re just like 

Originally posted by adorkablesp1der

This level of happy.  

That’s the most adorable thing in the world

nerdtar:

FOREVER WIPPPPP

ghostcrebs:

happy birthday to everyones favorite soft shell crab

magicalgirlmindcrank:

rapidreptile:

wvrmple:

rapidreptile:

my mom bought a “all my children have paws” mug in an effort to disown us in favor of her dogs but she is blissfully unaware of the fact that two of her children are actually furries

why do you know your sibling is a furry

I made them a furry

this is why she’s disowning you

nekokat42:

i love her

original joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjz8FJkzZzM