splickedylit:

beetledrink:

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful 

energyprison:

how shits gonna be in 3 weeks after everyones been stickin ants in the microwave

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cerolinda:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

zistie:

cerolinda:

spinyax:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

kiryma:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

cerolinda:

I’m off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn’t drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

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It means he only DROPPED SOUP

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I’LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

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I’M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

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FUCK YOU!!!!

tredlocity:
“ tredlocity:
“ “Also, the sonnet’s not very good. It jumps back and forth from first to third person without reason, and only talks about two kinds of coffee.”
(sequel to this)
”
this is where the coffee machine is from lol
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tredlocity:

tredlocity:

“Also, the sonnet’s not very good. It jumps back and forth from first to third person without reason, and only talks about two kinds of coffee.”

(sequel to this)

this is where the coffee machine is from lol

cipheramnesia:

normal-horoscopes:

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[CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM THEME INTENSIFIES]

That didn’t take her long at all.

your-local-starboy-deactivated2:

lumistar:

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two purple "worm on a string" painted on the hubble "bubble nebula' photograph, which is rich in blue, orange, and pink. one worm is winking at the viewer.

Worm on a string’s in space! Just something fun for twitter; the Hubble pics were voted for by my patrons!

Free to use for backgrounds. Please reblog instead of repost!

@cedar-cider @cadiacat @spacedoutstatic

Consider Transgirl roxy helping June get on hrt

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thatneoncrisis:

HELL yeah now youre talking. they go shopping together for junes new wardrobe….. i do hc that 90 percent of junes outfits are just khaki shorts + dumbass tshirt + jacket. peak comfy

mostlyvoidpartlyplants:
“ 12ftnarcolepticpanda:
“You know what? I honestly don’t know what this one’s referring to, but I get the feeling that that’s okay and that I shouldn’t look into it for my mental health.
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mostlyvoidpartlyplants:

12ftnarcolepticpanda:

You know what? I honestly don’t know what this one’s referring to, but I get the feeling that that’s okay and that I shouldn’t look into it for my mental health.

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Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys