“did you know the rulebook has rules for fire-starting?”
“what?”
“there’s a bit about friction, and i think my character has high enough agility to sort of spin in place and-”
“no.”
“it totally checks out! i ran the numbers, there’s nothing in the rules that says-”
“why would you want to set your leg on fire”
“bonus damage.”
There’s actually a web comic that does this. It’s called Grand Line 3.5 and it has one of my favorite DnD jokes The character who plays Luffy has a special D20 that he uses whenever he rolls for diplomacy… It’s special because every side on it is a 1.
imagine living on earth c and you’re walking your dog and you look up to see god drifting through the sky on a jpeggy skateboard and you give him a thumbs up and you can just see him return it with a subtle, unbelievably cool nod
Imagine living on earth c and seeing a trailer for the new summer action blockbuster staring God flaunting his ass like tomb raider.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.