Silver Tongue

mintyfreshmilk:

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Jumping MilkyMint, Mint, and MintMellow,
@scorci
,  Goat Milk,
@tropic-fiesta
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@remedsshartwork
destinyrush:
“whoever is writing headlines for Bossip deserves a raise
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destinyrush:

whoever is writing headlines for Bossip deserves a raise

garfield-the-dealswarlock:

taako: magnus would be so proud to see a statue of himself

me: thinkin bout 11th hour

s0s2:

Damn it, Hanzo.

shishiswordsman:

milesdafoo:

itsbenedict:

namboto:

One Piece makes so much sense of you interpret it as a long running tabletop RPG.

#like no seriously#one piece#all of the straw hats are the PCs#the various speech quirks are the DM doing voices#just#everything works so well if you see it as a bunch of players messing with the DM’s plans in the most glorious way possible#in that they stay in character and the DM couldn’t really tell them no in character creation#‘you want to play a person who transforms into a reindeer?’#‘no I want to play a reindeer who transforms into a person’#‘what do you mean you want to be a cyborg’#‘I wanna be the best swordsman’ ‘oh thank goodness that’s normal#what style do you use?’#‘three sword style’#’…’#‘I hold one in my mouth’

“did you know the rulebook has rules for fire-starting?”

“what?”

“there’s a bit about friction, and i think my character has high enough agility to sort of spin in place and-”

“no.”

“it totally checks out! i ran the numbers, there’s nothing in the rules that says-”

“why would you want to set your leg on fire”

“bonus damage.”

There’s actually a web comic that does this.
It’s called Grand Line 3.5 and it has one of my favorite DnD jokes
The character who plays Luffy has a special D20 that he uses whenever he rolls for diplomacy… It’s special because every side on it is a 1.

Here’s a link to the webcomic! 

pyrlspite:

imagine living on earth c and you’re walking your dog and you look up to see god drifting through the sky on a jpeggy skateboard and you give him a thumbs up and you can just see him return it with a subtle, unbelievably cool nod

Imagine living on earth c and seeing a trailer for the new summer action blockbuster staring God flaunting his ass like tomb raider.

garfield-the-dealswarlock:

griffin has been taking note of all the bad things that they have been doing during the podcast, what a legend.