game freak: thanks to advancing technology, in every new pokemon game we’ve been able to make your mom hotter and lonelier than ever before
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: outit’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
Tired of living in Pikachu’s shadow huh?
Now I know what you want to say: “Usagi you f*ing idiot! Raichu doesn’t fit under there!”
To you I say: “Why are my hypothetical watchers so rude? Go have a time-out in the corner and think about what you’ve said mister/miss!”Alternate endings:


