dalkin:

thetatteredveil:

peniswakt:

peniswakt:

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy’s grave? that’s some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

xxtc-96xx:

streaming DND at

Twitch.tv/Rogue_of_heart

toxinfox:

rootbeergoddess:

kevinallenblog:

Stay at home. You don’t have to wear a mask there.

Excuse me but who snuck into the real apartment of Peter B. and took a picture of him?

Who takes the best pictures of Spiderman? 

That’s right, it’s a self-portrait. 

kiralamouse:

So glad to hear that he finally got to go to Tosche Station for power converters.

mynameisdoofthelizardandamlesbi:

writing-snake:

randomslasher:

brittascribbles:

rumpledspinster:

sansadaynes:

impatentpending:

prontaentrega:

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife

Originally posted by doortotomorrow

Even better is my wife divorced me for my nemesis but turned out to be a bigger villain than my nemesis so now me and my former nemesis are buds and develope a lifelong friendship.

Next Level: my wife divorced me for my nemesis but turned out to be a bigger villain than my nemesis, so now me and my former nemesis are working to bring our ex wife down and are slowly developing ROMANTIC FEELINGS for each other and it’s super inconvenient but also THRILLING

I’m absolutely sold, someone create this. 

enemies to worse enemies to allies to friends to lovers. I can get behind this

this is great someone write it

xenokiller:

programmerhumour:

Always test properly before you deploy to production. Leaving testing to users may cause unwanted chain reaction.

Imagine being fucked up beyond saving with your bros and one of you do this

unpretty:

unpretty:

there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with lois

except he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn’t notice that someone just fucking shot him

the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence, acting like everything is totally normal as he noshes down on lead

dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he’s not fucking with that no way no how

WHAT

YOU FOUND IT

THREE YEARS

150K NOTES

AND FINALLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHERE TO FIND THE FUCKING PANELS

things i misremembered:

• it was silver age
• it wasn’t lois, it was another, completely different female reporter for some reason
  
• i distinctly remembered the closeup on clark’s fucking teeth but misremembered it as being relevant to the story when it was actually just. there. the sniper didn’t notice and just thought his gun fucked up.

things i just plain did not know because i’d only ever seen the bullet-eating panels and had never read the whole issue:

• at this point they had already thrown a grenade and a torpedo at this man

• later they’re going to shoot him point-blank and when he disappears they’ll assume they were just tripping balls and he was never there at all

questions and comments:

• why does this restaurant give everyone chinese-looking outfits
• what the fuck is moo goo poo
• check out this fucking ad

1968, everyone

fluffygif:

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