thedenofravenpuff:

ponyway:

nightguardmod:

redbeardace:

dragonhearted-clevergirl:

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant:

iris-wallpaper:

sashaforthewin:

doctress:

caldomine:

redbeardace:

They’re having a sale on asexuality!  Just in time for Asexual Awareness Week!  Stock up on asexuality today!

Regardless of your sexual leanings, 70% off is a bloody good deal.

Now I can afford to be even more asexual than ever before

I miss the days when asexuality was under a dollar a gallon.

I wonder if the asexuality on Amazon is Prime eligible?

Yes…asexuals always have free shipping.

But is asexuality available for instant streaming?

Yes, but unfortunately you have to use RealPlayer.

This is a better deal than even the pink, lavender, and blue flag sale! You know, the bi one, get two offer?

Wow I can finally afford to be asexual this summer. Bitches won’t hold any sway over me now!

I prefer my asexuality organic and homemade thank you very much. Buying that cheap can’t be proper quality.

Is asexuality gluten free?

faerieeeeeeee:

This one’s for the Homestucks

thisismyspotkatr:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

star-forest:

Amethyst

warandpeas:

Regret Nothing

thekoreanpineapple:

As you can see…Kravitz doesn’t really have a green thumb

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

xaqalibre:

maoh:

a heavily russian video on gun discourse

I’ve seen “zero fucks given” before, but this may be the first time I’ve ever actually seen a negative amount of fucks given. 

pearl-likes-pi:

“Who broke it”

• inspired by that one voltron video
  
• May or may not finish this \o/
  

watchfulmusic:

lalierz:

stoned-levi:

edwardsheight:

envysnightmare:

giraffesketches:

andysar:

duchesslyssie:

izayas-dick:

arsetalia:

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

milk tastes great

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

Yall need to calm down.

i’m not a pawn in some conspiracy to drain the souls of everyone on the continent.