mood
the 4 trauma responses
- black hole nothingness
- WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL THEM I’LL KILL THEM I’LL KILL THEM
- hahaha wasn’t that fucked up lmao look at this meme i found
- shaking in a corner rocking back and forth with a stuffed animal
Batman. The Gray Ghost. Mayor West. Catman. Mermaid Man and so much more. Adam west you’ve woven your way through the mines and many others childhoods. Funny and witty. You will be greatly missed.
a dipshit politician: i think the earth is actually made of a fart and also it's square.
news outlet: this politician claims the earht is a square fart? we have called lots of experts on this. heres a gastroenterologist. hello doctor
gastroenterologist: thank you dianne for having me on the show. farts are poot gas!
news outlet: mr doctor, is earth a fart?
gastroenterologsit: as a smart science man, i observe earth and to me personally, it does not seem like farts. could be, but i don't buy it, dianne.
news outlet: if it were, could it be a square one?
gastroenterologist: interesting question! i have some evidence that it could not be, because farts arent a shape. however, science is a mysterious sexy woman, so i dont know maybe.
news outlet: thank you doctor. we will continue giving credibility to this by taking it seriously and asking literally everyone if they think earth could be a square fart for the next 3 years. stay tuned
