Silver Tongue

merelyafluke:

A country bumpkin and an asshole.

mintyfreshmilk:

Ey guys guess what

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GRADUATION

😲 Dave and or maybe 🍭 Dirk or reverse. I just really striders.

Anonymous

gaminegay:

there’s no 😲 emoji that I can see so here
‘candy gore’ is an entirely viable thing in homestuck actually

Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.

Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:
wastelandbabe:
lowbutt:
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE MESS UP READING HIS CALIPER?
#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float #so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles #but one of them didn’t float #so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle #and it blew up #that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

hypeswap:

turing-tested:
slim-turner:
turing-tested:
opinions….are like nipples
explain
i pretend i only have two and on occasion i let close friends see my third and fourth ones
hey hal can you just once think before you make a post

trashcanbees:

rigberts:
trinklied:
punkfaery:
friendlyneighborhoodpixie:
miggylol:
I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.
“The worst thing?”
You FOOL.
It can ALWAYS be worse.
you are like a little baby. watch this.
#please keep adding terrible jeans to this post
ok
@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody
This is fucking jarmageddon