meladoodle:

meladoodle:

Barry B. Benson, a bee who has just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barry’s life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue us.

can you guys believe this is the first post i did that got over 1000 notes. it was in 2012 and it was just the fucking bee movie description

hinaofficial:

audible-smiles:

tiredlalonde:

“opposite gender” ah, yes….. my opposite……… the opposite of genderfluid………………..gendersolid

there are actually three genders: solid, liquid, and gas

plasma just needs to make up its mind

you’re wrong. there are the two genders, liquid and solid. and then there’s the final, perfect one: solidus

chongoblog:

woofling:

genji you can’t even drink wine you absolute mad man [based on @lesbiangenji  text post because its #me]

Is this that one Poe story

hair-like-lemons:

darkvioletcloud:

illogical-bullshit:

I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around

Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.

Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit

shinoharamiyu:

when a boy eavesdrops: “lets fucking beat him up”

when a girl eavesdrop: “oh god shes cute FUCK im gay”

ithelpstodream:

Her name is Margaret Hamilton.

storyofthislife:

i’m such a “wait don’t get out of the car yet, this is a good song” type of person

cellular-thirst:

the-movemnt:

Amazon is spreading love this holiday season (x) | follow @the-movemnt

I saw this commercial the other day on tv and I was like ‘YOOOOOOOOOO”

gearholder:

peashooter85:

In 1636 the magistrates of Boston contracted a carpenter named Edward Palmer to build a set of stocks for the punishment of the town’s criminals.  He charged £1 and 13 shillings for building the stocks, a price which the magistrates believed was excessively high.  Palmer was charged with extortion, ordered to pay a £5 fine, and punished with an hour in the stocks.

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