you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”
“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”
“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
ask and ye shall recieve
The number of times I have seen riffs on this in vampire games truly amuses me. It’s great.
Chaotic Evil: Being ahead by one point in smash brothers and running around until the timer runs out so you can’t be knocked out and end up in sudden death
yessssss, we must continue killing these luxury things by not pandering to the upper class. Quick, get your entertainment online so you can kill the television business as well!
i have this month’s glamour. THEY REALLY THINK GEAR SHIFTS ARE A MENORAH
I’M SCREAMING
wat D:
part of me refused to believe that a mainstream magazine could really misidentify gear shifts cuff links as menorah cuff links and advertise them as an appropriate hanukkah gift, but no, the goyim have gone and done it.
Doesn’t everyone light their menorahs from neutral to overdrive? Traditionnnnnn….. TRADITION
The continued coverage of Trump’s tweets trashing the media — and the media dutifully passing along his criticism to the general public — will only further erode the public’s tenuous trust of the press and their reporting.
And if the public doesn’t trust the press, reports on any possible Trump scandals in the future will fall on deaf ears, giving Trump more leeway to defy the democratic norms that have developed over 200 years of constitutional government.
By getting the country to distrust the press, Trump could be inoculating himself from facing backlash from real issues the press may report down the line. He could also be softening the blow if he chooses to freeze the press out of his White House. The media needs to stop taking Trump’s bait, or this cycle will only continue.
Alternatively, he may be costing himself the election. It’s not over yet, there’s a chance the Electoral College could see all this and decide he’s not fit to lead.
Although then they might just make Pence president outright.
Can I request a very chubby Rufioh, or a very chubby Porrim?? I never see those two characters be anything but thin or buff. I'd be honored!!
2 years ago today, on November 22, 2014, Tamir Rice was shot by the police for playing with a toy gun sitting on the swing in a city park in Cleveland, Ohio.
Police officer Timothy Loehmann fired two shots, one of the shots hit Tamir in his torse which resulted in him dying the following day.
Tamir would have turned 14 years old earlier this year - on June 25. But he was killed by a cop who was never held accountable for the murder.
We will never forget you #TamirRice. Rest in peace, sweet angel.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
