gamefreak dev A: hey what pokemon should we have return for Sun and Moon
gamefreak dev B: zubats
gamefreak dev A:
gamefreak dev B: make the zubats be able to summon other zubats indefinitely
silver-tongues-blog:
“It’s really nice to have a companion with a button specifically for turning them on.
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feel like bringing this back now that I got moon

silver-tongues-blog:

It’s really nice to have a companion with a button specifically for turning them on.

feel like bringing this back now that I got moon

glumshoe:

9h-de-lapres-midi:

glumshoe:

having handled marine animals I can assure you that there’s nothing sexy about tentacles

Where do baby octopuses come from then
Oh… wait… noooo

in some species, a male octopus will rip off a specialized sperm-carrying tentacle and just… hand it to a female

“here. take this. use it well.”

I can’t believe octopi make use of custom made dildos

oekaki-chan:

I was kinda bored ; w ;

clientsfromhell:

I was hired to do a logo for a home improvement company with the words “overall improvement” included in the name. The client wanted a pair of overalls or coveralls as part of the logo. I illustrated a cute pair of blue jean overalls and sent him several designs using that as part of the design and some using other icons for round one of the design process.

Client: I hate these.

Me: What don’t you like in particular? I can change anything you don’t like.

He emailed me a horrible looking cut and paste job that used comic sans.

Client: You know what? I don’t need you anymore. I’m going to do it myself. 

Obviously, this meant I wasn’t getting paid. The design he sent me was awful, but that wasn’t the worst of it. The problem was he was using my illustration of the overalls.

Me: It’s fine if you go your own way with this, but I have to tell that I designed the illustration you’re using and you’re either going to have to pay me for that or not use it.

He sent me a series of angry, awful emails arguing why he should be able to use my illustration for free. Finally agreed to pay a fee for the overalls after I threatened to sue him for copyright violation. 

The best part? I never gave him a vector of the file. His professional logo is based on a very small jpg.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

thatoneasexualinthecorner:

ishelmascarinas:

my-art-is-beating-from-me:

ishelmascarinas:

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

can we make this an ask meme?

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT

rootbeergoddess:

sparkstilinski:

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this is wild

Again, what the fuck 2016!?!?

wittgensteinsmister:

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

sasgalula:

cool90sspyro:

grimgrinninggoats:

natellite:

eroscestlavie:

hawknhawk:

knightofblood:

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why does this arthur side character look like griffin mcelroy

Because you reading way to deeply into things.

Seriously, I had to look up who Griffin McElroy was in order to try and find out who Carl looks like to the person asking this question.

The Arthur character in question is Carl Gould, the best friend of George Lundgren (the moose with the ventriloquists dummy).

this post really pissed off the obscure arthur side character part of tumblr 

ok but can we seriously talk about how this character looks exactly like griffin mcelroy

You know what the crazy thing is? The thing that’s just, like, really freaking me out? He looks just like Griffin.

Toe to Tip, that’s a McElroy

Take it to the bank boys, just like griffin

Disgraced Arthur creator marc brown gives up