jq37:

writing-prompt-s:

Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…

“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”

“Me too, tbh.”

-fin-

red-reaper-of-the-end:

sori4rt:

ambris:

introvertproblems:

-> IF YOU CAN RELATE TO AN INTROVERT, JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION <-

I am all of these

Same

wow. this is pretty accurate to me

tompoesje:

^{tintin u poo}

sindri42:

shitpost-senpai:

loltaku:

hurf durf technology is bad thomas edison is a witch

>This argument again

All evidence indicates that violent video games prevent real world crime. It’s almost like giving people a way to act on their violent impulses that doesn’t actually hurt anybody makes them less likely to hurt people.

cookiekhaleesi:

i’m just…going to leave these here

swolizard:

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

horreurscopes:

THESE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR @jaderoseweek LIKE FOREVER AGO I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO POST THEM LMAO

anyway i’m probably never going to finish the 20+ screenshots i saved from this movie but enjoy a bunch of (bad) redraws for a jennifer’s body (2009) dir. karyn kusama jade/rose au lmao !!! except instead of killing each other rose learns to cope with her possession and then they’re girlfriends

blackness-by-your-side:

Iraqi soldier involved in operation to retake Mosul from IS finds mother among civilians being bused out of the city. Soldier’s tearful reunion with his mother after 2 years.

Such stories will never appear in headlines of American newspapers. American citizens should not see the other side of the war and the impact on Muslim children their families. The government displays all Muslims as bloody beasts, however it’s far form being true.

I wish someday people would understand the necessity of peace.

#StopIslamophobia #StopWar

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard