Silver Tongue

rosexknight:

shrineart:

kenkus-delivery-service:

Haha yeah fuck nintendo for not giving you money to angrily play their party game for children

“It’s a lifestyle” good fucking god.

I just…what? No. Stop…

Like, OF COURSE Capcom is gonna support competitive fighting games more than Nintendo. Capcom IS competitive fighting games! Hell just the fact that Capcom seems to support Smash at all is amazing given it isn’t even their IP??? What the hell you guys just be grateful you have the community and support you do.

How dare nintendo not make this babby game series for babbies be more competative for us, the people who exploit it in every way and rage quit when we have a controller that doesn’t malfunction in a specific way and never plays legit.

celestialmechanic:

iamnotlanuk:

derinthemadscientist:

kleinsens:

polishhammer83:

twunkmichaelmell:

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

🎶It’s not unusual to get fucked by anyone~🎶

danwasonfireonce:
“ gunslingerannie:
“ europeansdomusicalsbetter:
“   stockade:
“   You’re welcome
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This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.
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i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some...

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

what kind of relationship woudl someone who is either your fourth cousin three times removed or third cousin four times removed have to be?

elektronx:

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Puddle! 🌧️💧

wackd:

hannahblumenreich:

aunt may does right by her nephew. 

oh my god this is adorable

moonpaw17:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

@moonpaw17 consider tiny baby karkat after his first pupation and the tiniest lil peets ever

tiny lil karkat noticing his peets for the first time…just stretching them out and hes star eyed

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GOOD SHIT  👌

Babysitter karkat tho (also maybe Dave helps)
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mudflaparts:
“ i love them all so much holy hell
(this post makes me think of fluorite carrying padparadscha like a kitten)
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mudflaparts:

i love them all so much holy hell 

(this post makes me think of fluorite carrying padparadscha like a kitten)