heliolisk:

stynalane:

narrativeninja:

urbanspellcraft:

strawberryfrisk:

scaremoonturkey:

coreymagz:

meladoodle:

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

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I am so here for this

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing


Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

Listen to Rh'lygh, Brenda.

Listen to him

thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:

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nothing wrong with me

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nothing wrong with me

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nothing wrong with me

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nothing wrong with me

beautysnake:

i need to compensate for art block somehow

chasetheskeleton:

t'is the season

keatonpatti:
“  Looks like someone’s getting a warm gun!
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keatonpatti:

Looks like someone’s getting a warm gun!

purelintrash:

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(He did.)

This video made me realize that ellen is this generations oprah

monsieurlefayette:

Backstage at “In the Heights” with Lin-Manuel Miranda (x)

kisbys:

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sometimes u get mad and climb onto the counter in ur kitchen at 3 am cos u made shitty life decisions n u dunno how to handle it and really u just need some damn pancakes

benepla:

jama9:

benepla:

steven universe yelled at me for voting third party

Nah, Steven would be proud that anyone did the right thing and voted with their morals over fear and popularity

steven came to my house and forcibly ripped my floor-to-ceiling jill stein poster off the wall w/ his knife