torvicfordfarding:

thecornerwitch:

Every time a neurotypical says “it must not have mattered to you if you forgot it” they owe people with executive dysfunction $1

Ohoh! and another $1 for every “You never forget to do the stuff you want to do”

bry-hears-music:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

*Laminated paper wobbling sound*

this 4 word post with 350k notes is how you all know that i’ve won this website and also extremely own at it

my favourite part of this post is all the people imitating the sound in the tags

siderealsandman:

imploder:

parlezvousladybug:

buffythevampiregayer:

criminaljustish:

theblackmillennial:

destinyrush:

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good?

Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

wilwheaton:

(via cool : LateStageCapitalism)

braitasou:

they

siriusly-mooned-off:

arkvicarious:

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

This is an alien meme.

ourqueenfelinefatale:

eastervampire:

“"Rebecca Sugar is the first woman to have her own cartoon on Cartoon Network!!!”

“"Villainous creator is the first poc to have their own show”

That’s cute

If you’re a millennial and you didn’t watch this masterpiece then your childhood musta been horrible. 

torial:

hineway:

*touches soil*

something terrible happened here

@lapisintheskywithdiamonds