Silver Tongue

chyna-ros3:

tybitty93:

eiwilia:

boyznmotionvevo:

ryanvoid:

hortensevanuppity:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

animentality:

animentality:

I would slap my 15-year old self across the face and 15-year-old-me would probably understand.

If my thirty year old self came to slap me across the face right now I would understand

gamegrumps:
“yes
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quibbs:
“this was a commission for tumblr user benzopyrene-612!!! thanks again!!!

quibbs:

this was a commission for tumblr user benzopyrene-612!!! thanks again!!! <3

fuckshitavenue:

Theory: The Post stolen century episodes will be delayed by a week because clint has lost all his dice besides his d6 and didn’t tell anyone

tastefullyoffensive:

What is this, origami for ants? (via alisonmah / davidkawai)

ghdos:

This never gets old.

swedebeast:

lilymordecar:

im crying 

Sympathetic villains, exhibit A: Dexter.

laurbyboom:

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on