randomitemdrop:

gymnauseum:

direhuman:

tikkety-tok:

Forbidden cheese

potion of donald duck noises

@randomitemdrop

Item: glowing melty cheese that, when dropped into a bucket of water, produces noises like an irate cartoon duck

fancifulshenanigans:

groblin-official:

angstytwat:

thewindowofthesummerhouse:

waldemar kazak

bitch ex wife. cant believe she took my orb

Ahhh priorities

xxtc-96xx:

round

buhbahbuh:

Listen. This is what I think-

bondsmagii:

bondsmagii:

bondsmagii:

why so so many Big Suburban Homes in America just look like a garage with house attachment

like.

bro this is the car’s house lmao it’s just allowing you to stay in it

found another one lads. cannot believe this.

literally those two trucks that were having sex in that one lemon demon song are married now and you’re the dude renting their spare back room

kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

theslowesthnery:

please look at this feisty, fluffy child

incredible

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

sunshine-tattoo:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

kropotkhristian:

A Series of Unfortunate Events is anarchist propaganda because all of the problems are caused by both capitalist bureaucracy and a weird insistence from everybody with power that “the rules,” no matter how silly, must be followed.

I mean, partially, yes; for sure. But Daniel Handler has also stated that the series is a direct allegory for antisemitism: 

“My father’s family fled Germany in 1938 and 1939 and some of them made it and some of them didn’t. And so, I grew up with a close-knit group of actually fairly distant relatives who were all survivors of – I mean they weren’t all survivors of camps by any means – but they were all survivors of getting out of Germany just in time. And I was fed by stories of how good behavior is not necessarily reward and bad behavior is not necessarily punished, so I think that shaped my world view.”

“I think there is something naturally Jewish about unending misery.”

damn this explains a lot

boastmalone:

bluef00t:

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man “it’s a hard knock life” fancam hours

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op