absolarchy:

LOSE SOME HEARING

phoneus:

someone: hey look at my cute pug

me: haha cute! 

me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

activistnyc:

NYC Prayer March for #StandingRock: Indigenous people and allies gathered in front of the National Museum of the American Indian in downtown Manhattan to show their support and solidarity with the Standing Rock Sioux Nation. #NoDAPL #StandwithStandingRock #NativeLivesMatter 

religiousmom:

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

tyrannosaurus-rex:

officialleoneabbacchio:

punlich:

officialleoneabbacchio:

things 2 do if u are a shapeshifter

-get into a place that horses shouldnt be able to get into

-turn into a horse

inficetegodwottery:

darwin-os:

bogleech:

its-just-a-phage:

I definitely don’t remember this from lecture but I cant stop laughing

the prevalence of discarded beer bottles has actually impacted this species pretty badly because they’re so much bigger and more visible than a real female. They are more attracted to the beer bottles.

it happens with humans, too

I absolutely love that this appears to be a universal sexual phenomenon

Nature is so bloody weird

qozxe:

undertaletext:

hey wait whatever happened to the murder clowns? did that just suddenly end? i just realized ive seen nothing of that in a while

one of them became president

invisibleinnocence:

an unstoppable force meets some debatably immovable objects

hanari502:

ultramanginga:

ash is in alola now because his mom’s mr. mime won a contest

Why the fuck did he let a psychic pokemon gamble