clientsfromhell:

Client: I’d like to have gift certificates made up for my business.

Me: Sounds great! What size would you like them to be?

Client: Rectangular is fine!

gearholder:

gearholder:

Next you’re gonna say they should get Chica with a wig in it too.

This ask gave me fuckin nightmares about Arin and Dan being the Elric brothers

Does that mean dan was a suit of armour and arin lost his arm and leg? because arin would have to be ed. he’s shorter than dan

clock-heart:

quickly doodled a small john in a small bunny cape

ayanak:

Jade’s the Tuesday Dog

fullpraxisnow:

With Trump’s election and the threat of fascism, Twitter user Raphael Bob-Waksberg reminds us of Martin Niemöller’s words after WWII:

“First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.”

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

tyrantisterror:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

New friends on Skull Island.

holy fucking hell I have never been this stoked about a King Kong movie before in my life

and I’ve spent my life being pretty fucking stoked by King Kong

this had better just be an entire movie of prehistoric monsters wasting fools in the jungle with no plot or conflict

wellfine:

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

badpearl:

surfing-pikachu:

for this weekend, and this weekend only, you can date widowmaker